i'm emi and i'm 22 years old and i live in rural japan and i really like things that make me feel and this is me saying stuff and things
~ Dienstag, September 16 ~
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nur EIN wort hab ich für euch…….

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~ Montag, September 15 ~
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scintigram:

BLESS YOU CODY

scintigram:

BLESS YOU CODY

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whatfulllipsyouhave:

0ani-chan0:

theduchessofdecency:

going-in-cakeless:

heather-m00ch:

katfastkatfurious:

touchofgrey37:

gingerhaze:

FRUSTRATED DOODLE ABOUT BRA SHOPPING

HAVE GIANT BOOBS!!!
But if your boobs are bigger than a C, your bra is gonna be expensive!
And if your boobs are bigger than a D, your bra is going to be expensive and ugly!

Don’t forget ‘we don’t want to see your bra strap but the straps on your giant bra are going to be about 2 inches wider than the widest tank top GOOD LUCK WITH THAT’.

FffffffffffBOOOOOOOBS

I LITERALLY JUST GOT HOME FROM ThIS EXPERIENCE

MY PEOPLE

i have so yeah i know

I have 38 DD and this is so freaking true. ;___;

whatfulllipsyouhave:

0ani-chan0:

theduchessofdecency:

going-in-cakeless:

heather-m00ch:

katfastkatfurious:

touchofgrey37:

gingerhaze:

FRUSTRATED DOODLE ABOUT BRA SHOPPING

HAVE GIANT BOOBS!!!

But if your boobs are bigger than a C, your bra is gonna be expensive!

And if your boobs are bigger than a D, your bra is going to be expensive and ugly!

Don’t forget ‘we don’t want to see your bra strap but the straps on your giant bra are going to be about 2 inches wider than the widest tank top GOOD LUCK WITH THAT’.

Fffffffffff
BOOOOOOOBS

I LITERALLY JUST GOT HOME FROM ThIS EXPERIENCE

MY PEOPLE

i have so yeah i know

I have 38 DD and this is so freaking true. ;___;


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thatfunnyblog:

can i make it any more obvious?

thatfunnyblog:

can i make it any more obvious?

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life is strange

years ago i saw a boy on a bus in germany and i told him i liked his ears and asked how to say “gauges” in german

we became friends, then stopped talking for a long time

and here i am, talking with him on facebook chat.

three years later.

making plans to see each other when i’m back in germany.

it’s so weird how life works out.


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~ Sonntag, September 14 ~
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woohoo!! i officially get the next two sundays off!! and i was informed that usually i will have every other sunday off!! which means that i’ll work 13 days, day off, work six days, day off, work 13 days… which sucks, but…

i’m trying to think of a positive spin on this, but i really just can’t ahahahahahhahahahha

i guess it’s just for a few months?? and once it ends i’ll be in chicago???????? and then be doing it again until i find a different job???? so i could be working like this for the next year????

……………germany??


~ Freitag, September 12 ~
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~ Donnerstag, September 11 ~
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Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.
— Johanna de Silentio (via angelasuh)

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~ Samstag, August 30 ~
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~ Donnerstag, August 28 ~
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drunkenly posting an ad on craigslist for an all-girl punk band

no regrets

none at all

ever

i should have ideas when drinking more often


~ Donnerstag, August 14 ~
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So I always have the strangest yet best luck

I was supposed to meet a friend at a bar tonight, so I go to meet him, and am standing outside waiting when this guy starts talking to me. He was like, “I really wanna practice my German.” And I’m like well that’s totally random but dude you’re in luck! And it turns out he knows all these Germans in Cinci who do music and stuff so I gave him my number so we can hang out and speak German.

Also turns out I went to the wrong branch of that restaurant to meet my friend.

Best mistake ever.


~ Montag, August 11 ~
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i mean i know i mdae the right choice

but i am seriously feeling a total mess


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